jzu:

(Please reblog this if you want to support this method!)

((And no this isn’t the “add digits of DOB together.” That method is flawed because Rose/Dave are switched. This method is based on the magical properties of WHITE SCIENCE!))

Hi, I’m Zules and I have devised a Homestuck Patron Troll calculator. Automatically calculate yours HERE or read more for a description of the method.

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chusska:

crystalfrostwalker:

chusska:

We have a lot of snow here and its snowing even more now.

Do you mind if i color this and send it to you?

Of course, but please credit me okay :)

pixelhedgehog:

Sailor Jupiter and Iron Man arguing. Over what? I don’t know…
I’m pretty sure it’s enough to embarrass Captain America over there. 

“Hulk…. confused….”

forever-pretty-awkward:

thathilariousasian:

are you fucking kidding me

I’M NOT GONNA KEEP DEALING WITH THIS

tubbsen:

Anonymous asked you:

Biblestuck- shoosh pap the ocean (when Jesus calms the sea)! I hope this isn’t the thousandth time you’ve heard that.

The Sufferer Calms the Storm

Lost my shit at this suggestion. You are an Anon after my own heart.

zombiehunterdg:

3D paper diamonds

I think you mean Chaos emeralds

sircuddlebuns:

striders:

timelordenglish:

ok this is REALLY bothering me

so when a homestuck character is dead they get blank eyes, right

its easy to depict for the trolls and the human kids with glasses

but ive always wondered about if there was a dead roxy or a dead rose. what would their sprites look like?? how would the dead eyes be depicted?

would it be like

n_n

or would she just not have eyes

sTO P RIGHT THERE

tinyfacts:

The assassin bug tricks spiders by mimicking helpless prey caught in a spider’s web. When the spider run towards it, the bug stabs the spider with its snout and wears a corpse of the victim as armor

humming-fly:

contradictory-puzzles:

The first concept art gallery DLC for Professor Layton vs. Ace Attorney went up today.  It seems in early development, the team considered having the characters of one series shift to the other’s art style.

The results are presented without comment.

These are actually both pretty cool

gravecappriccio:

-dream-weaver-:

mrsdentonorahippo:

Christmas lights under the snow

Watch out. us homosexuals are over causing hurricanes and totally moving onto natural snow disasters now.

OH MY GOD

cumberrage:

woopslap:

darth-rosenberg:

katherinebloginson:

frankenzned:

ollielephant:

I will never get over how hard I laughed the first time I saw this

Oh man the… the thing it was from named it and just the mention of the name will set me off now

None Pizza with Left Beef

none pizza with left beef is probably the funniest possible thing i can think of right now

I can’t stop laughing and I don’t know why.

it’s back

*DEDEDEDEDEDEDEDED* WHY DOES THIS CRACK ME UP SO MUCH?!

theshewomanboyhatersclub:

jesuisuneetoile:

THIS IS MARRIAGE!!

Thats right!

Permission to be a bad ass. Nod.

He looks back at the guy like, “SEE THAT? SHE SAID YES. YOU’RE SO FUCKED.”

Like, guys. Sparta was so kick ASS sometimes when it came to women. Spartan women were given these small knives so that if their husbands came home and tried to hit them or assault them, they had a weapon within reach. That weapon was for CUTTING THEIR HUSBANDS’ FUCKING FACES so that when he went out in public everyone would know he was an asshole, abusing jerkface and they would publicly shame him.

I DID NOT KNOW THAT THAT IS GREAT

ectolime:

rhiannon42:

theslowestdrawfag:

engine-red:

going-foresightseeing:

seerofsarcasm:

oxybelis:

starfishface:

elfuckinghomosexual:

lilpocketninja:

goddessofcheese:

This makes me want a video game about a zombie apocalypse that only affects men so it’s up to the housewives of 50s’ America to save humanity.

…saving this idea for class.

i would play the heck out of that game, it is an amazing idea.

Also can there be a character design screen so you can make your little housewife?

I think it’d be entertaining to see what guys could come up with for making their female-selves. If you ask me.

I would so play this game. 

I would suck at it but I would play it.

I’ve never played a zombie game, but you got me at 50’s.

Hngggggggg I love 50s clothes give it to me

OMG I already thought of some sort of premise:

In 1953 a certain laboratory on an undisclosed location developed a serum that could genetically modify humans, giving them enhanced speed, agility, strength, and brainpower.

Scientists found a way to modify the serum such that it could only activate itself in the presence of a Y chromosome, thus isolating the effects to men, mostly because of female discrimination at the time.

The serum was a success, and sales skyrocketed just a few weeks after its release.

What the developers did not anticipate, though, was the human body’s incapacity to handle the serum. The mental and physical over-exhaustion triggered a mental decay which starts out slow, but speeds up exponentially within a few months after usage of the serum. The brains of the users are left with only the most basic survival reflexes, transforming the users into strong, fast, agile, emotionless human shells, devouring any mobile life form in their path.

Bites from the affected individuals could place copies of the rogue serum into the bodies of the bitten, giving them the symptoms. Shortly after, the serum evolved into a sort of genetic virus, causing mental decay in just days. No one was safe. No one…

…except the women.

*cue in epic music*

Can you imagine the shitstorm this game would cause. I’d laugh pretty hard.

Would still play it though.

Not gonna lie, I’d play the shit out of this.

I approve of this concept 100%